My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Every concussion has its silver lining
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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