Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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