I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
