Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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