went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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