Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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