Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
its not stalking. its research.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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