That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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