Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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