i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't deserve a penis
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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