He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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