? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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