And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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