I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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