There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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