Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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