that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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