seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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