I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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