he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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