I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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