He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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