she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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