he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize