So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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