Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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