: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
