i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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