I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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