Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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