He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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