People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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