Three words: puerto rican gang bang
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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