kristin has been a bad kristin
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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