I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
