So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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