My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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