what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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