Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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