I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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