HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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