I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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