So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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