Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
