So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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