i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My pussy is not your playground.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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