your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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