no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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