D3 body, D1 cock
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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