I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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