That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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