it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
