hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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