You're my little dorito
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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