Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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