We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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