Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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